You’re Radiating Positive Company Creeper Energy

Because every office has that guy — and if you don’t know who it is, it’s probably you.

Designed for anyone who’s had to dodge mistletoe, fake a Teams call, or send a “per my last email” to HR. It’s equal parts festive and unsettling — just like your company’s holiday party.

Perfect Gift For:
The office legend everyone avoids at happy hour
HR reps who deserve hazard pay
Anyone with a dark sense of workplace humor