FUcorp Corporate Polo

Introducing the official uniform of corporate despair: the FUcorp Polo. Perfect for surviving budget blowouts, vibe-based performance reviews, and “optional” team-building exercises. FUcorp is the gold standard in micromanagement, passive-aggressive emails, and leadership that says “we’re a family” right before layoffs.
This shirt is for anyone who’s ever been CC’d into oblivion, forced to attend a vision board meeting, or asked to “cover one more role” during a hiring freeze. Wear it to your next reorg, holiday party, or while crying in the supply closet.